State or Area: Idaho
Make Me Laugh & Win My ...
Hi, I'm Amanda. I'm 27 yrs. old, currently incarcerated & living the American dream...everything for free - from medical care to underwear. I'm learning lots of valuable tools, such as making hooch & masturbating without waking my bunky. I'm a narcisssist, an arsonist & a sadist. I laugh at the expense of others and often harp on their insecurities. My best friend & I can do anything or nothing together & have the best time. I am my own best friend. In my free time I enjoy making my bunky's life hell by throwing newspaper confetti on her in the shower, making her an awesome paper miche pinata. I force feed her a butterscotch button & beat her till she spits it out. Rinse & repeat. I enjoy inspirational books like 'Helter Skelter' by Charles Manson." "If I Did Do It" by O.J. Simpson. And "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Mox.
I look forward to receiving letters & meeting people that have a great sense of humor.
|Date of Birth:||08/09/1986||Age:||29|
|Projected Release Date:||10/29/2017||Marital Status:||Single|
|Height:||5' 10"||Weight (pounds):||160|
|Measurements:||36DD-32-38||I wish to correspond with:||Both Men and Women|
|Hair Color:||Light brown||Eye Color:||Hazel|
|Education:||G.E.D., some college for Mechanical Engineering|
|Reason for incarceration:||Drug addiction to Heroin & Opiates|
|Willing to relocate?||Yes||Home City & State:||Willingboro, New Jersey|
Posted: 12/12/2013 - Updated: 10/26/2015 - Expires: 10/29/2017 - Ad Code: F13-452
|Write to me at:|
|Amanda Chrzanowski #76802|
|1451 Fore Road|
|Pocatello, ID 83204-4300|