Submitted 03/07/2011
Revised 02/21/2013



Party Like A Man, Make Love Like A Woman!

So I know that the majority of women say, "I'm not like all the others," when in reality they're exactly like all the others.  I, on the other hand, love cars, hard rock music, tattoos, sports, motorcycles, video games and MMA.  Not only that, I'm intelligent, good looking, funny, down to earth, and one of the coolest and the most laid back person you'll ever meet.  So I think I can honestly say I'm not like most women.  I'm the best of both worlds!  LOL  Gotta have my make-up, nail polish and hair straightener!

My passion is my art and music.  I mainly design tattoos and flash, but can draw almost anything.  I'm a total rocker chick with my favorite bands being Tool, Slip Know, Pantera, Deftones, N.I.N. Mudvayne, Avenge Sevenfold, A Perfect Circle and Otep.  I listen to everything including country and a lot of classic rock.

I have the uncanny ability to memorize song lyrics and movie quotes.  Some favorite movies are Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Big Lebowski, The Salton Sea, Talladega Nights, Reservoir Dogs, Devil's Rejects, The Honeymoon, Inception and Clerks I and II.  My son and family are my world.  I couldn't do this without them.  My favorite thing in the world is to go snowboarding!  Just me, my Ipod and some fresh powder!

My ideal guy would be intelligent, tall, a great sense of humor, tons of ink and can stick around awhile.  Take the chance...you won't be sorry!  Muah!

Kristen Parker
Race: White Sexual Preference: Men only
Date of Birth: 12/27/1982 Age: 28
Projected Release Date: 02/26/2035 Marital Status Single
Height: 5' 9" Weight: 160 pounds
Measurements: 36DD-?-? I wish to correspond with: Men only
Hair Color Brown Eye Color: Brown
Children: One little boy Religion: Christian
Education: Assoc. Degree - Applied Science
Occupation/Career: Surgical Tech....was!
Reason for incarceration: Stealing drugs from the hospital
Willing to relocate? Yes Home City & State: Colorado Springs, Colorado; Houston, Texas

Posted: 03/26/2011  -   Updated: 03/30/2013  -  Expires: 02/26/2035  -  Ad Code:  FF11-134

Write to me at:
Kristen Parker #36339-013
F.C.I. - Waseca, Unit B
P.O. Box 1731
Waseca, MN 56093-0831