California

   Hello, I'm Keyuna.
   I am 27 years old.
   I am serving a 3 year sentence her at V.S.P.W.
   I like getting money, having fun and seeing other people enjoy themselves.
   I used to be involved in the entertainment business, stripping, dancing and escorting.
   I enjoy being the star of the show, however I am willing to share the stage.
   I have a beautiful smile, dimples, juicy lips, short hair and an active high spirited personality!
   I have a small top, 36C, but what I lack up top I make up for in the back.  :-)
   I'm looking for men or women who enjoywriting, poetry, freaky letters, and more...
   I enjoy reading good books.
   I need a person who is real and will stay in touch with me.  I am due to get out next year.  I need to become acquainted with someone I can meet or would be willing to meet me soon enough.
   I would just like to meet real people, real friends.  No phonies or fakes.

Sincerely,
Keyuna Butler X-26813

01/21/2008

Texas
Hot N Sexxy

Desperately Seeking Melissa

My name is Melissa Carmona.  I'm 39 years old, a very sexy and gorgeous single Hispanic lady.  I am looking for a man who is loveable, caring, passionate, and loves to have sex as well as make love with much passion & affection.

I'd like for that special man to be someone who is drug free, responsible, faith based, and who is a social drinker.  I am not racist, I do not discriminate - I believe we're all human and should love one another.

I am a very nice looking, sexy & hot lady.  I love the outdoors as well as indoors/inside. :-)     I will do just about anything and everything with my partner.  I believe in keeping my man very happy and satisfied.

Please get to know me - Give me a chance - I guarantee you won't regret it.

01/16/2008

California
Chowchilla

I'm a sweet, caring, open minded person.  I'm looking for honesty first and foremost.

I love to snuggle & spend time with that special someone.  I know how to treat you right and love you the deepest.

01/26/2007

Washington

My name is Cheryl Dawn Hamal.  That's my married name.  Justice is my birth name.  I've been divorced for 12 years.  But haven't changed it back because my 3 kids have the same last name.  My 3 children all live with their father.  He's got custody.   He's been the most stable & secure parent for them.  We have a good friendship because we were both smart enough to realize we weren't right for one another, but we get along for our children's sake.  I have a 13 year old named Amanda, a 12 year old son, William, and an 8 year old Sabrina who will turn 9 two days before me on January the 19th.  My date of birth is January the 21st, 1973.  I'm 34 years old.  Happily single. 

I was arrested in Cowlitz County jail (Longview, Washington) on July 13th, 2006.  I had a fiancée when I was out there.  He stopped writing to me 8 months ago.  I've been here 15½ months.  I have 10 to go.  My release date is August the 30th, 2008.  With my 10 day early, I'll be out on the 20th.  I have three warrants in Clark County, Vancouver, Washington, for non-payments of legal financial obligations (LFO's).  They (Clark County) issued these warrants while I've been incarcerated.  Now, how was I supposed to pay them with no money?  I've tried to get them quashed since they issued them, while I was here, but Clark County is a major, difficult county!

My hair color is dish-water blond.  My eyes are blue. I'm a born again Christian.  My religious preference has always been Presbyterian.  I was raised on it.  I don't know any others.  I didn't graduate high school.  I've taken all the G.E.D. classes here and I passed all of them except for the math.  I have ADHD.  I'm extremely energetic & outgoing.  I take meds for my thyroid.   It doesn't work fast enough.  I also take:  Adderall for my A.D.H.D., Klonopin for anxiety.

I'm 5'8, 170 pounds.   I am overweight because I live in segregation and I have for 5 months now.  I don't fit in here with the rest of these girls.  I'm kind of a "Sissy LaLa".  I am a major "Girlie Girl". These girls are all tough and mean like.  They've got wicked and evil ways.  I cannot bear to be around so much hatred.  I was attacked by 4 women in the baby unit (of all units) because I wouldn't give up a bunch of my canteen.  The women were strong arming me.  I'd had enough and put my foot down.  After I was attacked, I was put on P.C.  So I sit here in the hole. 

I am white. I love all races.  My step-father is African-American. I've been to Kenya to bury his brother.   I have mixed kids.  I don't have a reference.  I just want someone to write me that is compatible to me.  I'm 100% Strictly Dickly!  That will NEVER, EVER change.

I'm extremely lonely in here.  I was a waitress before I was arrested.

I'm here on a theft I charge.  But my crime was selling rock salt to a task force agent. (Lawyers can change your crime & make any deal they choose, and I didn't want probation when I got out.)  My supposed best friend begged me to take some meth to her ex-husband and get the money.  (I don't do any street drugs at all, I love oxycodone & oxycontin though - I'm trying to fix my addictions.)  Well, she knew it was a task force guy.    She wanted the $3000 I had left out of the $10,000 I had that Social Security had just sent to me.  I'd spent every penny on her & her kids to set them up with an apartment, car, etc., but I wouldn't buy her drugs, etc.  So I get arrested.   Later, my "Best friend" says to me, "I didn't think you'd get but like 30 days and by that time I could have made you your money back."  I was offered 60-120 months.  I refused, of course!  This is for selling a bag of salt, mind you!  So I pled guilty to selling rock salt to an officer and they changed my crime to Theft I.  They tricked me, though.  It was supposed to be Theft 2, and I was going to get 17 to 22 months.  I got 38 months.  I was so very, very upset that all I did was cry & sleep, etc.

I love 4-play.  I love to cuddle while watching a movie or something and for a minute after sex.  But when I go to sleep, I need my space.  I love to SUCK COCK.  (ALOT)  Gosh, it literally makes me wet to even think about cock right now, I've had nothing penetrate me for over 16 months!  I love any position.  I'm willing to learn.  I'm fun to be around.  I don't complain alot.  I'm easy to please.  I love to laugh.  I live to be happy.  I don't look for fights.  I dislike games.   I don't nag - I'm not your mama and don't want to be, I just want to love ya.

I am leaving a relationship of 9 years because, I guess, he couldn't wait for me.  I love a man to take charge.  I want one to take care of and love, honor & obey.  I love to love my man.  I live to make sure my man is taken care of before anyone else.

I'm so lonely for someone to just write me.  I love writing letters.

Well, this is my first time placing an ad.  Please consider me.
Cheryl Hamal 

01/04/2008

California
Small Packages Get Big Surprises

Looking for a freak in the sheets and someone decent I can take home someday, can talk to about anything.   Somebody you can run to for that simple smile or to drop those tears to.

01/01/2008

California

Hi, my name is Wanda, currently serving 16 months in VSPW.  I am a single mother with one child, his name is Darion.

I love to be on the computer and I am going to learn how to build and program computers.  I will be going to school to be a computer programmer at Solano College.

My family and I live in Fairfield.  My mother lives in Vacaville.  I am just wanting to meet someone I can laugh with and that will help me do this time and if all goes well, we can meet up on the streets and have lunch and/or dinner.

I am in need of one of those "ex-offender packets", too, please, because I really want this to be my last time I do time.  I need to get out of here and be the mother that my son needs and the daughter that my mother needs and deserves.

I am planning on being more positive and I will be working when I get out of here.  I have several jobs lined up.  I will be doing odd jobs with these Mexicans in Vacaville doing odd jobs, and I love working in warehouse doing various jobs.

While I am here, I will be getting a fork lifting certificate or a welding certificate so when I get out I can work any job in a warehouse.

Hopefully, someone can help me find a friend to correspond with and send me the "ex-offender packet".

I forgot to tell you I am a fun person and I love to laugh and I keep it positive.  I am sure someone out there will appreciate all this good stuff.

Sincerely,
Wanda

12/31/2007

California

Ethnic - Greek                  Age - 30                Preference - Men                            Eyes - Green
Height - 5'5                      Weight - 130       Measurements - 36C-30-34         Hair - Black
No children                       I drink                    I don't smoke                                   Willing to relocate
Release:  Dec. 2008       Crimes:   Possession, DUI

Interest while incarcerated:  I like to play with myself in the shower while thinking of that special someone.

Interest while not incarcerated:  I like long walks on the beach, dancing, fast cars, massages, hot tubs.

Hi, I am looking for a caring and passionate and good conversation from a warm, sweet, funny, lovable guy, because I have these qualities.  I am wet & wild when the time is right.  I am honest, sincere, single, bi-lingual, ready to mingle.  I want a slip & slide a dip & a ride Greek style :-P 

If you want to know the rest, I am the best.  Write me.

12/28/2007

Arizona

Hi, my name is Madeline.   I was given this address so we could get some pen pals to write us, so I am writing this letter.

I am 27 years old, Native American, brown hair, brown eyes, 5'0", 133 pounds.

I hope to hear from some guy who is nice -n- who loves to write.

Thanks a lots, take care, have a great day.
   Madeline Mike

P.S.  Also, my friend would like a pen pal also, but someone who speak Spanish.  This is her info:
         June Pena #219666
         18-A-103, ASPC - Perryville - Santa Cruz
         P.O. Box 3200
         Goodyear, AZ  85395

12/02/2007
Updated 01/24/2008

Texas
I'm looking for a man that I can expand my horizons with

My name is Denice.   I am a mix of African American and Cherokee Indian.  I'm thirty nine years of age.  My sign is Leo.  My date of birth is 8/17/68.  I have deep day dreaming eyes, nice lips and a great ass.  From Houston Texas.  I'm a registered nurse with a wonderful sense of humor, warm hearted, straight forward, outspoken, trustworthy, loyal, honest, compassionate, open mind, not only intelligent but absolutely versatile.

I enjoy sharing my very erotic candle lit dinner, bubble baths, sipping Hennessy in the Jacuzzi under a star-filled sky.  I am very sexual and extremely experimental in my inner thoughts and desires and fantasies with my man, and I love a man who also enjoys sharing his as well.  I am very uninhibited and completely single.

Looking for that very special, take charge guy who will sweep me off my little feet, a fun loving friendship and a very dedicated long term relationship.  If that sounds like you, please don't be bashful or shy or hesitant to write me back and learn much more about me.  I am a good listener and am not judgmental!!!  And willing to relocate.